Gated Characters

During your journey through the stories of my life you may get confused on who people are.  This is your cliff notes version of who the hell all these people are. As I post about life I will add people to the list. Happy reading!

Ashley - ME! I am the one who lives in this alternate reality. I am sarcastic & sometimes funny. I am married to Juan and we have 3 kids, 2 boys from his first marriage (our of respect for their mom I won't be sharing photos of them or using their real names) and a baby girl, Valentina who was born Sept. 2014, you WILL see photos of her because I don't mind pimping my kid out for attention.

Juan - My husband. He is originally from Colombia but moved to Aruba at 9 and here at 14. He has a thick accent and is the male equivalent to Sofia Vergara.  Our racist neighbors thought he was a handyman for like the first 3 months we lived here.

Valentina - My daughter.  She's pretty awesome even at only 9 months.  She's super small and very spunky.  We are somewhat AP when it comes to parenting so she's pretty much attached at the hip or on the boob 24/7 (yes we breastfeed and baby wear, I highly recommend both).

Brenna - My sister and fellow blogger. She is my right hand in this world.  You will often see her children in my posts because she likes to see how much I can take before I break. You can follow her blog Perfectly Imperfect Mom for lots of fun stuff!

Everly (Gertie), Ashlyn & Adonis - Brenna's three kids. You want to know about these little hot messes head over to her blog and read up on these nuggets.

Mitzy - Bitchy next door neighbor who wears workout clothing EVERY DAY but never works out and have a nanny for her middle school aged children.

Rebecca - My other neighbor who just moved in.  Her and her husband remind me of the opening of 101 Dalmatians, you know when all the dogs and their owners look exactly alike, yeah, her husband pretty much married himself in a wig.


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